Meet Queen Caroline and Other Characters in the Stunning Collapse of FTX

Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison, image from Tweet below

Inside Sam Bankman-Fried’s Doomed FTX Empire

The Wall Street Journal takes a look Inside Sam Bankman-Fried’s Doomed FTX Empire

That’s a free link. Here are a few snips.

The emerging picture of what went wrong suggests the crypto empire was a mess almost from the start, with few boundaries, financial or personal.

From its earliest days, the firm was an unruly agglomeration of corporate entities, customer assets and Mr. Bankman-Fried himself, according to court papers, company balance sheets shown to bankers and interviews with employees and investors. No one could say exactly what belonged to whom. Prosecutors are now investigating its collapse.

Corporate money was used to buy real estate, but records weren’t kept. There wasn’t even a roster of employees, to say nothing of the terms of their employment. Bankruptcy filings say one entity’s outstanding loans include at least $1 billion to Mr. Bankman-Fried personally and $543 million to a top lieutenant.

The lives of the people who ran FTX and its related companies were similarly blurred. Ten of them lived and worked together in a $30 million penthouse at an upscale resort in the Bahamas. The hours were punishing, and the lines between work and play were hard to discern. Romantic relationships among Mr. Bankman-Fried’s upper echelon were common, as was use of stimulants, according to former employees.

“Nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is,” Ms. Ellison once tweeted. A lawyer for Ms. Ellison declined to comment.

To the outside world, Mr. Bankman-Fried was the mayor of cryptoland, the man charged with convincing lawmakers, investors and enthusiasts that he’d built a new kind of finance. He urged Congress and regulators to approve his model for crypto trading. On Twitter, he admonished competitors for practices he called unsafe.

FTX and Alameda, the trading firm, extended hundreds of millions of dollars in credit to prop up one struggling lender, BlockFi, and made an unsuccessful bid to keep lender Voyager Digital out of bankruptcy.

Mr. Bankman-Fried’s heroics drew comparisons to John Pierpont Morgan’s private bailouts that helped end the Panic of 1907.

What’s an FTT Worth?

Humans have ascribed value to objects for eons. A dollar bill is just a piece of paper, after all. But its value comes from traditions and agreements, laws and practices formed over hundreds of years. Cryptocurrencies compress that into the stroke of a key: Make a cryptographic token with some code, give it a name, and get someone to believe it’s worth $10. If you hold a hundred thousand of these tokens, you now have an asset worth a million dollars—in theory.

Alameda holds the lion’s share of FTT in existence. Before it collapsed, Alameda had marked the value of its FTT at $5.5 billion, according to the document. [Mish Comment: Now it’s about $8 billion in the hole.]

After a stint in Hong Kong, Mr. Bankman-Fried and FTX made their home in the Bahamas, moving in 2021 to take advantage of the island country’s crypto-friendly regulatory regime.

On the archipelago’s New Providence island, an 80-square-mile oasis that feels to its financial elite like a small club, FTX landed with a splash, according to people on the island. The company rapidly acquired high-end real estate.

The Bahamian prime minister, Philip Davis, hoped FTX would help center his country as a nexus of the crypto world, he said in several public speeches. When given the chance to buy FTX equity earlier this year, one Bahamian FTX worker said employees spent thousands of dollars each on shares.

FTX hired a Bahamian security firm to guard FTX headquarters shortly before the collapse. After the news, the majority of non-local FTX employees left the island. The security guards said they found themselves protecting nearly vacant buildings.

Before the company collapsed, FTX staffers frequented Island Brothers, an upscale French bistro a stone’s throw from the company’s headquarters, restaurant employees said. The owner got to know Mr. Bankman-Fried’s father, Stanford tax-law scholar Joseph Bankman, during his visits to Nassau to spend time with his son.

Last week, FTX’s downfall brought Mr. Bankman to Island Brothers in a somber mood. After a few pleasantries, the restaurant owner said, Mr. Bankman broke down in tears.

It’s a long but fascinating read of greed, arrogance, drugs, corruption and most of all no accounting of anything at any time.

Meet Queen Caroline

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1593662792145436672

Forbes wrote an interesting article ‘Queen Caroline’: The ‘Fake Charity Nerd Girl’ Behind The FTX Collapse

Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison is a math whiz who loves Harry Potter, fringe political philosophy and taking big risks. She is also one of the supporting players in Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX catastrophe.

“Being comfortable with risk is very important,” Ellison said on a podcast in May. “There are a lot of people who are very smart, but aren’t good, necessarily, at the messy world of trading—especially crypto.”

As FTX cartoonishly imploded, going from “Assets are fine” tweets to bankruptcy in four days, attention turned to Alameda’s $10 billion in assets and its alleged practice of funneling FTX’s customer deposits to invest in risky speculative bets. Multiple crypto companies once seen as industry pillars are now on the verge of the same fate. While the daily headlines document years of alleged wrongdoing, the spotlight has broadened beyond Bankman-Fried to his inner circle, and landed on Ellison, a rare female leader in a male dominated industry.

Some of her defenders, who call her “Queen Caroline,” are followers of Curtis Yarvin, a neoreactionary political theorist and far right darling. Many of the people who have flocked to Ellison’s defense gather on Urbit, a peer-to-peer platform created by Yarvin, one of her online supporters told Forbes. They think Ellison was set up to be the fall person, and claim that former co-CEO Sam Trabucco, who they derisively call “Sam Tabasco,” is behind Alameda’s implosion. Trabucco didn’t respond to multiple requests for comment.

Over the past two weeks, much has been speculated about the romantic ties between Ellison and Bankman-Fried, which Bankman-Fried confirmed by telling the New York Times that the two were no longer involved. A CoinDesk report claimed that Ellison had serially dated Bankman-Fried, and alleged that both were among a group of 10 roommates who’d been intimately involved at some point. The exact contours of the pairings are unknown, but public Venmo transactions between Nishad Singh, Sam Trabucco, and FTX chief of brand and people Cindy Watanabe show them paying one another for domestic trappings like “kale,” gas and laundry.

Years earlier, Ellison had apparently written on Tumblr, with indeterminate seriousness, that after exploring polyamory, she believed that “everyone should have a ranking of their partners, people should know where they fall on the ranking, and there should be vicious power struggles for the higher ranks” — a dynamic she equated to a “imperial Chinese harem.”

Is There Anything Left of FTX?

According to John J. Ray, the cryptocurrency exchange’s new CEO, some regulated or licensed subsidiaries of FTX have solvent balance sheets

A statement released Saturday from John J. Ray, the company’s new CEO, struck a slightly more optimistic tone about the possibility of recovering assets compared with his previous dour assessment. On Thursday, the veteran bankruptcy executive said he had never seen anything as bad as FTX in 40 years in the restructuring business.

“We are pleased to learn that many regulated or licensed subsidiaries of FTX, within and outside of the United States, have solvent balance sheets, responsible management and valuable franchises,” said Mr. Ray, who was hired to oversee the company during its bankruptcy process, on Saturday.

The filing identified 216 bank accounts with positive balances, offering the possibility that there was some value left in FTX’s wreckage for creditors to recover. It verified account balances worth about $564 million, according to the Saturday filing. Much of that money, however, is either held in outside entities that directly filed for bankruptcy protection or is considered restricted cash, meaning others may lay claim to it. 

From Darling to Zero 

Bankruptcy Batter’s Box

Whatever remains of the FTX mess, if anything, the attorneys handling the bankruptcy claims will get it all. 

With an overall balance sheet of negative eight billion, balances of $564 million will not go far. Customers on the FTX will be last in line. 

The wild west of crypto ends with a big implosion, but it’s still ongoing. There are still more companies and players headed for the same fate as the above.

Genesis is in the bankruptcy batters box right now. The embattled crypto lender was reportedly seeking a bailout before it suspended withdrawals this week.

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airballs
airballs
1 year ago

No accounting at FTX. No accounting at BLM. No wonder the DNC loves these people.

KidHorn
KidHorn
1 year ago
Reminds me of those claiming AOL merging with time warner was going to create a synergy powerhouse. How is this going to make money? If you have to ask, you just don’t get it. You need to start thinking outside the box.
Too much BS
Too much BS
1 year ago
Tales from the Crypt. This is just one little crypto bubble that just popped.
All the crypto BS money that created these bubbles will one by one pop and
release no money just thin air.
StukiMoi
StukiMoi
1 year ago
Reply to  Too much BS
The only relation this has with “crypto” per se, is the usual members of the “it’s going up-up-up” idiot gallery seemingly having been even less critical of scams claiming to be new-new-new, technology-technology-technology and math-math-math, than they are regarding most other similar rackets.
Instead it’s just another dumb-fooling-the-dumber-simply-out-of-dumbness racket. Like the rest of the rackets. Idiot welfare queens enriched by Fed transfers from more competent people, falling for cons and losing some of their unearned wealth. Most of the cons being perpetrated by conmen so dumb they weren’t even really trying to con anyone. They’re just too illiterate to know any better. “Self driving cars,” another trivially idiotic scam consisting of nothing more than Fed-redistribution-enriched idiots piled on top of each other seemingly to the moon, are a much closer analogy to this, than “crypto” per se is.
FrankieCarbone
FrankieCarbone
1 year ago
Reply to  StukiMoi
Well said.
Lisa_Hooker
Lisa_Hooker
1 year ago
You people just don’t understand how much of a pain in the a$$ recordkeeping is. It tremendously inhibits creativity and rapid expansion. Top management simply must be flexible and able to rapidly adapt to changing circumstances. You can’t just write all this stuff down.
StukiMoi
StukiMoi
1 year ago
Reply to  Lisa_Hooker
🙂
I realise you are being sarcastic.
But there is truth to what you are writing: As long as people are playing with their own money, AND all possible mechanisms for bailouts; from direct ones to “interest rate” manipulation; are impossible: That’s exactly an edge that smaller, wholly/family owned enterprises will, and should, always enjoy over larger, less closeknit “competitors.”
Building institutions which enable trust between actors who don’t trust each other a priori; is expensive. Hence costly. Ergo: Efficiency, hence “the economy”, is better served by as much as possible of required trust being of the “free” variety: Inherited biologically and socially. Instead artificially being imposed by costly “laws” and enforcement to maintain them.
Businesses heavily relying on trust and trust alone, yet too big to be a family business, used to be organised as effectively unlimited-liability partnerships for such reasons. That they no longer are, is just another pathology of financialisation and unlimited printing.
Jackula
Jackula
1 year ago
Reply to  Lisa_Hooker
Lol!!!
vanderlyn
vanderlyn
1 year ago
not sure the truth will ever really surface. the rumors of it being a ukraine money laundering back to political pockets seems quite plausible. the old adage, cui bono applies. BTC is certainly a CIA/DARPA invention. that’s a certainty for anyone whose been following BTC since first year of existence. like the DARPA net and the manhattan project. clandestine operations always have future utility for private use, too.
Captain Ahab
Captain Ahab
1 year ago
Reply to  vanderlyn
FYI: The Manhattan project started at the Bohemian Grove, a September 1942 meeting organized by Ernest Lawrence and Robert Oppenheimer.
DARPA had a different trajectory–high-level research for Dept of Defense: “‘high-risk’, ‘high-gain’, ‘far out’ basic research” by collaboration with academia and industry following Soviet advances–Sputnik 1 (1952). Lots of spinoffs from DARPA-funded research in computers, GPS, internet, even Moderna’s Covid ‘vaccine’.
If you have real evidence of BTC being a CIA/DARPA project, I would enjoy seeing it.
MarkraD
MarkraD
1 year ago
Reply to  vanderlyn
“the rumors of it being a ukraine money laundering back to political pockets seems quite plausible”
Let’s not forget the probable involvement of Communist Nazi cannibal pedophile Dumbocrats in this mix, for sure, we need to reinvestigate Benghazi, and Hunters laptop porn stash.
The truth is out there.
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Zardoz
Zardoz
1 year ago
Starting to remind me of the derivatives debacle
Avery
Avery
1 year ago
I usually go to ‘settings’ and
choose either x 1.25 or 1.5 playback speed for everyone except Luongo. But on long dog walks I’m in no hurry. I’d never spoil a podcast by Kunstler or Galloway, however. Their style is too good.
strataland
strataland
1 year ago
Reminds me of the incompetence of SEC Chairman Christopher Cox, who oversaw the SEC while the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme went unchecked and subsequently melted down.
8dots
8dots
1 year ago
Shanghai Cooperation Organization, SCO, might make Iran a full member in 2023. The new currency is backed by commodity. More trade
are done in Yuan. China buy oil from Russia, Saudi Arabia and Iran paying in Yuan, or barter with them. Putin trade Iranian drones with a Russian spy satellite and nuclear equiptents and capture US howitzers.
Half of the world veered toward China. China want win without a fight. The SCO might depose the dollar. Only India can moderate their hostile intentions. Creepto is a smoke screen. The real risk is SCO.
JackWebb
JackWebb
1 year ago
Reply to  8dots
I have not decided whether you are an idiot savant, or just an idiot. LOL
Captain Ahab
Captain Ahab
1 year ago
Reply to  8dots
If you backed a currency with a commodity, it would not make much sense if the commodity was used up while the currency was in use. In fact, you’d want the commodity in very safe storage. That eliminates most commodities. Said commodity would need to have an initial high value and be in short supply. For example, using sand would not be advisable. Logic says ‘commodity’ is ‘safe speak’ for gold; reserve banks globally are acquiring the stuff for good reason. Not for backing any particular currency though: the fear is a) being unable to print money as needed, and b) being taken advantage of. Why do reserve banks accumulate gold, then?
After the US played dirty with Russia, there is general distrust on all sides. Needless to say, in a sanction-world, the BRICS are resisting using the US dollar for trade. Yes, barter and other currencies are now in play to overcome sanctions, and US hegemony. All of these strategies are logical reactions? Pricing a trade in yuan for example, is neither here nor there–you can offset the exposure to exchange rates using futures.
However, a big enough crisis, where currencies are volatile, even inflate dramatically ‘overnight’ relative to the petrodollar… Right now, IMHO, the spotlight is on the EU and Klaus Schwab’s ‘Great Reset’.
I have no idea how India fits in as moderator of hostile intentions, or crypto as a smokescreen. Maybe you can explain??
MarkraD
MarkraD
1 year ago
If a movie is ever made about this crew, it would have to be a comedy, it’s just not possible to take this seriously.
How it’s possible so many seasoned investment firms bought into this is just mind blowing.
I keep thinking they had to have been shorting behind the scenes while fattening the pig for slaughter in public, it just makes no sense, nor does crypto for that matter.
Bitcoins, Doggycoins, Prettykittycoins, I’m holding out for pink polka dotted candy coins…those will surely have value.
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ColoradoAccountant
ColoradoAccountant
1 year ago
Reply to  MarkraD
When fiat money is all you have in the assets of your balance sheet you have to find something of value to replace it. FTX was not that asset me thinks.
Webej
Webej
1 year ago
Reply to  MarkraD
Great idea. With Queen Charlotte as a kind of female Austin Powers
Maximus_Minimus
Maximus_Minimus
1 year ago
Just remember, Sequoia Capital, SoftBank, Tiger Global, and Ontario Teachers’ Pension Plan, “smart money” was invested in this scam.
Hopefully, the teachers will finally take the pension plan management behind the shed.
SBF was sponsoring regulation around crypto so the above could invest freely and cover their behinds.
Just imagine if he succeeded to con the gubermint regulators to finish that legislation.
ColoradoAccountant
ColoradoAccountant
1 year ago
Gold versus cypto. One of them is on the Periodic Chart of the Elements. One of them has a 5,000 year history as money. One of them is one of the 3 best conductors of electricity, not a user of electricity. One of them can not be destroyed. One of them is hoarded by Central Banks. One of them will eventually be confiscated when the time is right.
Esclaro
Esclaro
1 year ago
Lol, another old fan of “Gold Rush”! I love the show but gold is just a rock.
Captain Ahab
Captain Ahab
1 year ago
Reply to  Esclaro
And crypto is a crock.
Which part of the crypto system fails next? The answer, IMHO, is already out there: the transfer of funds out of FTX should not have been possible except for….
DARPA has been signaling problems, vulnerabilities in the actual blockchain and elsewhere. The Cliff notes version: link to npr.org.
8dots
8dots
1 year ago
BTC/USD got support from it’s backbone : Dec 8/9 2017, 16,666/12,701. // I had to pay the estate lawyers, but I settle with them. I told them
that I might go bk myself, settled, signed and mailed them a check.
JackWebb
JackWebb
1 year ago
I’d be willing to bet that all of the crypto companies are this strange, and that there’s a whole lot of weirdness in other ones. The last tech crash was 20 years ago, and since then there’s been a lot more money sloshing through. Twitter’s a great example. I bet the remaining half will get at least twice as much done.
Six000mileyear
Six000mileyear
1 year ago
SBF appears to be Democrat, but Queen Caroline was alt right. I’m surprised such a wide political difference would allow for a romantic relationship in the first place. At what point and why did the romantic relationship break down, and why did she stick around after the break-up? I think the romantic relationship has a significant role in the failure of FTX.
SAKMAN
SAKMAN
1 year ago
Reply to  Six000mileyear
A bunch of alcohol, coke, and sex is probably the definition of relationship that is being used.
Not sure political conversations came into play.
MarkraD
MarkraD
1 year ago
Reply to  SAKMAN
“Not sure political conversations came into play.”
Because, for some, everything has a foil-hat political conspiracy hidden behind it.
TexasTim65
TexasTim65
1 year ago
Reply to  Six000mileyear
Probably broke down once it became clear the Dems would not lose control of both houses.
She would have been the convenient ‘face’ to talk to Congress/Senate on behalf of FTX had the Republicans won to ensure FTX got favorable laws.
Siliconguy
Siliconguy
1 year ago
Reply to  Six000mileyear
Queen Caroline sounds more like an anarchist than alt-right. ‘So far left that you pop out on the right again’ is a phrase I’ve heard before.
In D&D terms chaotic evil might fit. She isn’t organized enough to be lawful evil.
Zzzlaverdad
Zzzlaverdad
1 year ago

Bankman one of the largest democratic donors during midterms

so Congress members knew about the scam. His father worked with Elizabeth Warren

8dots
8dots
1 year ago
The estate lawyers might sue democrats candidates who received donations checks in the last 90 days. Will they ?
Six000mileyear
Six000mileyear
1 year ago
Reply to  8dots
No, because of rehypothecation protections in finance and certain immunities for elected official.
8dots
8dots
1 year ago
Reply to  Six000mileyear
The republican don’t care. Madoff is back.
Avery
Avery
1 year ago
Chris Martenson a few days ago on it. Caroline opining on risk management about 26:00 in.
JackWebb
JackWebb
1 year ago
Reply to  Avery
Who is Chris Martenson and why is he worth 33:27?
Maximus_Minimus
Maximus_Minimus
1 year ago
Reply to  JackWebb
A one time covid expert. Stopped paying attention to him when he kept promoting that everybody should cultivate their own garden (agreed), and in the next sentence said the country needs a lot more immigration. Cognitive dissonace too strong.
MarkraD
MarkraD
1 year ago
Reply to  Avery
He asks one VERY important question: Why did experienced long time investment firms not see this?
The executive staff looks like they’re just out of high school.
To me, it almost looks like a pig being binged for slaughter, I’d love to know who might have benefitted by being short while publicly promoting Romper-Room Inc.
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Michael Droy
Michael Droy
1 year ago

Now there is a surprise. SBF is second biggest donor to Dems, got his people in the key meetings to regulate the Crypto markets.His Mother runs a big PAC for the Dems…..and suddenly here is a lady liked by the alt-right (who are they anyway). So so so convenient.

Avery
Avery
1 year ago
Reply to  Michael Droy
Mitch McConnell in up to his quadruple chins.
TheCaptain
TheCaptain
1 year ago
They had to leave enough for the lawyers…
8dots
8dots
1 year ago
Bloomberg background is brown.

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